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Patriotism, Not Socialism!

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I love propping up suburbia. As an American, it is my patriotic responsibility to do my part for people more fortunate than I who can’t support their over-extended and unsustainable life-styles on their own. I especially love subsidizing their highways and traffic lights and new cars (cash for clunkers!) and the houses and yards and home purchase tax credits while my city literally rots. I understand that we really can’t afford to spend money on mass transit for THOSE people, what with all our patriotic expenses, and besides, that’s SOCIALISM, that’s not what America is all about.

Now that is what America’s about!



Written by Ben Franklin

February 12, 2010 at 11:39 am

Posted in Uncategorized

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